INDESCENT EXPOSURE!

I haven't done my laundry in a while so today i had no choice but to wear a trouser one size smaller(its better this than going to work naked,sindio).I looked in the mirror i couldn't help but just oggle at the curves that this mighty trouser of mine hugged.
It had slipt my mind that i had a presentation to make before my bosses at exactly 10.30 in the morning.This only dawned on me when i stepped into the office n saw my in-tray!
I decided to head to the ladies n just check if the trouser suit looked ok.And my eyes lied to me coz the only thing i could see being spelt by my attire was SEXY not TRASHY!
As i stepped out of the ladies a male colleague who is always after my knickers,couldn't help but give a mighty whistle as he pointed my trouser,i brushed him off as usual.
I poured some coffee and settled in my office to look at the presentation and it was perfect.My pen fell down and i had to pick it,wat a mistake i did the zip just let go!WTF!!!!
All kinds of ideas ran through my mind as i thot of how to get my ass or is it frontals out of this rat!
In came walking my boss as i was engrossed in all manners of actions to rectify my wardrobe malfunction.I swear he must have thought i was wanking as i was facing the wall,my right hand in my zipper and all manner of curses running through my mouth.Wat a shock the boss had wen i turned around n he saw my hand grasping my zipper!
He summoned me to the boardroom and told me to present my what i had prepared then see him in his office.
I borrowed a colleagues jacket so as to cover up.It wasnt helping.As all of you who are in Nairobi know how hot it is today,i stood there sweat trickling all over
1)Coz of being nervous
2)Coz of panicking.
My boss had had enough!He asked for a 10 minute recess where i had to remain with him in the room.
Wats the matter with you today?
Mmmmmhhhhh......
Since i couldn't utter a word i removed the long coat and gave him a good looking at my trouser.His eyes were transfixed on my sehemu nyeti.Worse off i was wearing a dark coloured knicker!Am sure he thot i didn't have any on as the smile that escaped his mouth told it all!
At least i was excused from the meeting!
Now am here finishing this and knowing very well that i cant take a taxi home since i don't have enough money so am left with the option of draping a very heavy Kikoi and heading home!
I HATE THIS 15th MARCH 2011

TO SHAVE OR NOT TO?

There are numerous justifications from medical authorities, religious luminaries, witchdoctors, soothsayers and finally, opinionated lovers as to why a woman should or should not shave their pubic hair. I, for one, am a fan of the bald vagina, my own of course. But there are men and women who prefer the jungle.

For the women who insist on preserving their mane, I have concocted a hairy vagina pros and cons list.

PROS:
1. Warmth
Maybe,ummmmm, that's all I got. Can anyone think of anything else?...LOL

CONS:
1. Unsightly
2. A germ incubator
3. Urine and sweat odor (yuck)
4.Causes your lover to floss after eating
5. Scratches your partner's genitals

Nevermind me. Whether you ornament your vagina with wool carpet, trim the hedges, or go unadorned, it is totally up to you. After all, it's your body. It doesn't matter what other people think. What matters is that you are happy with the looks of your kitty.

Just thought I would lighten things up a bit!